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Damn UBB! What happened to my other topic?!? I HATE COMPUTERS!! Anyway...

After the 90 degree weather and the thunder storms this week (marble to pinball sized hail this morning!) I thought of two fun office pools people can try:

1. Tornado Pool. Pick the date and/or city of the first damaging tornado in Minnesota. Verification is though property damage. "A county sheriff spotted a funnel-cloud on the ground," isn't good enough. Up-rooted trees and roofs blown off are good.

2. Infant Heat-Death Pool. Pick the date of the first cooked baby left in an automobile by a forgetful/careless/stupid parent or babysitter. I bet after six hours in a 210-degree car the meat falls right off the bone like a good roast! Slow cooked in its own juices! Mmmmm! Bonus $$$ for guessing the correct race, language, or city of residence.


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Trany
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I like the baby being slow roasted in the car bet. This seems to be a stop the breeders bet as well. I want people to be certified to have children, that would slow down this plague of idiocracy.
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