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Aye, Tis true the Trany is involved in the divorce procedings. I am also contimplating posting the Psyco-cheating whore on Ebay. 99.95 for a slighty used high matinance worthless bitch. I think this is a rant and rave thread. I should just get a divorce issued by Hon. Winchester. But due to the laws of our civilized society. I am held to Minnesotas happy no fault state bull shit.
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Can't you just knock her up again? Didn't that stop the proceeding last time? j/k Tranny - see the bitch is going thread in the private area for more info on upcoming parties.
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the want ads in the tribune are claiming devorce 99$. i was thinking about getting a couple, just to have around in case i was to be knocked out, and somehow, brainwashed into trusting a woman EVER again, and being hooked into the whole disaster known as matramony. what a farce!!
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Just remember when she says I do. It realy means I don't. I dont do dishes I dont Work I dont need to make money cuz I'll spend all yours I dont clean I dont cook I dont suck dick....
All these are true in marriage, hell I just might turn partly gay (no butt sex) You know It would be like hanging out with the guys, I would have to devate to bang a chick or two from time to time, but when your committed in a farce mock gay relationship you could have it made.
quote:Originally posted by Trany: I just might turn partly gay (no butt sex) You know It would be like hanging out with the guys, I would have to devate to bang a chick or two from time to time, but when your committed in a farce mock gay relationship you could have it made.
Ok that might be going a little to far.... I knew you a few years ago before your "marrage" and you banged anything female that walked. What's changed?
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Nope I'll Bang anything that weighs less then me. Hell she could be 90. Aslong as theres a small trace of a pulse and she aint fat. Fuck the pulse I'm heading for the mourge. They need lovin too.
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Stupid Bitch Must Die (aka my Ex) is trying to take me to the cleaners. So Trany is entering yet another legal battle. The GF is cool with the whole thing. Damn I'm scum of the earth.
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NEVER TRUST ANYTHiNG THAT BLEEDS FOR SEVEN DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE
THE BIG SEVEN RULES FOR WOMEN TO FOLLOW
1. IF THEY SAY THAT THEY'LL SUCK YOU OFF, MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON'T CHEAT. NO HAND JOB WITH MOUTH. THE ONLY REASON THE HAND SHOULD BE USED, IS FOR A DEPTH GAGE. NO MAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS VOMIT IN ON OR AROUND THE DINGGY.
2. IF I WANT A BEER BRING IT OPEN AND COLD.
3. IF FOOTBALL OR HOCKEY ARE ON TV. MOVE OUT OF THE LINE OF SIGHT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
4. NEVER EVER TOUCH THE REMOTE, UNLESS TOLD TO DO SO ON YOUR WAY BACK WITH A BEER.
5. NO RAGS OR PADS DISCARDED IN MY LINE OF SIGHT. THIS INCLUDES THE TRASH CAN. REMOVE THE BIOHAZARD AND INCINERATE IMMEDEATLEY.
6. IF I AM INTOXICATED, DON'T TELL ME THE OBVIOUS. IT ONLY MAKES MATTERS WORSE.
7. YOU WILL NEVER DRIVE ME. UNLESS I AM TOTALY BLITZED, IN THAT CASE TOSS ME OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND BRING ME TO BED. MAKE SURE THAT MAY FACE IS TO THE SIDE AND THERE IS APROPRIATE VOMIT RECEPTICALS UNDERNEATH.
[This message has been edited by Trany (edited 10-05-2001).]
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Well, Stupid Bitch Must Die had hijacked one of my various free email accounts. Today I recieved a message that was sent from said account. It stated something to the fact of being hard up for the poon.
Thats news to me (oh yea I have a chick). So I reclaimed the account and changed the password forgot question to "what stupid bitch tryed to access my email account again?" Do you think that would upset her. I am planing to send out broadcast spam messages from her account, and post in the gay personals or slut forums? Just kicking around the idea.
I know sick and evil. But I am in need of some sugestions.
------------------ Trany Chancellor of Tranyland An opressive Arian Regime
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The form Arian is correct. The Nazis did spell it Aryan. With a few referances. Behold the findings.
Ary·an Pronunciation: 'ar-E-&n, 'er-; 'är-y&n Function: adjective Etymology: Sanskrit Arya noble, belonging to the people speaking an Indo-European dialect who migrated into northern India Date: 1839 1 : INDO-EUROPEAN 2 a : of or relating to a hypothetical ethnic type illustrated by or descended from early speakers of Indo-European languages b : NORDIC c -- used in Nazism to designate a supposed master race of non-Jewish Caucasians having especially Nordic features 3 : of or relating to Indo-Iranian or its speakers
Ar·i·an Pronunciation: 'ar-E-&n, 'er- Function: adjective Date: 14th century : of or relating to Arius or his doctrines especially that the Son is not of the same substance as the Father but was created as an agent for creating the world
Ari·us Pronunciation: 'ar-E-&s, 'er- Function: biographical name ca A.D. 250-336 Greek theologian; taught Neoplatonic doctrine that God is unknowable, that Christ is created, not fully divine; teachings declared heresy by Council of Nicaea
San·skrit Pronunciation: 'san-"skrit, 'san(t)-skr&t Function: noun Etymology: Sanskrit samskrta, literally, perfected, from sam together + karoti he makes Date: 1696 1 : an ancient Indo-Aryan language that is the classical language of India and of Hinduism 2 : classical Sanskrit together with the older Vedic and various later modifications of classical Sanskrit -- see INDO-EUROPEAN LANGUAGES table
Now if you have a full knowledge of christianity you should know this referance. To my knowledge the Nazi's being of their infinate wisdom used the wrong referance. This though could be from a poor translation. The Nazis used a form of the word that is derived from Hinduism. Now how many Hindu Nazis do you know? I am not saying that I am correct, but I am citing a correct referance.
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I wrote it when I was sober. Thats it. I had taken a nice hefty poo prior to its posting. Poo + sober = Smart.
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I had to ressurect this thread. The stupid cunt is threatening a civil suit. I think she might be 150% retarded by now. She also did call me once and mention that I was talking shit about her..... What the fuck do I care? Oh well I feel that a 9mm slug to her face could have help drasticaly.
Abort now.... Before you spawn a vile bloody cunt.
"Spit don't knock em up."
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Use something in a larger caliber to guarantee the job. You wouldn’t want the bullet to just glance off and wound her. Some animal’s skulls are surprisingly thick.
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Ebola might just be more fun. To watch her poo out her vital organs in a bloody mess.
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