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RockLobster
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Why is the female sense of humor so dry?

And why do all the realy sidesplitting jokes/conversations/experiences you hear from and tell your freinds never even draw a cough from a woman?

This is not some kind of joke. I am realy curious. And i am not even refering to the stuff that is directly at thier expense. I just dont get it. Jokes i get forwarded from chicks always suck for instance. [Confused] [Confused] [Confused]

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Hauserdaddy
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different breed than we are. I am always laughing at something and my wife think i am a complete moron. I try to explain and always end up with the "I guess you just had to be there".

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Gisel, I was looking at the picture page and I do have to admit, you look pretty good for a gaming female. Having said that, don't expect any sympathy when we meet on the battlefield. I am a fighter first, lover second.

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I agree with the forwarding of jokes thing....I have never got a decent joke forwarded from a woman.

I do believe that sometimes women do think stupid humor is funny, but won't let themselves show it. A good example of this is when Michelle is forced to watch something like "CYK" or Jackass - SHE HATES THESE SHOWS, but I catch her out of the corner of my eye with a big smile she is trying to hide. She will never admit that she finds guys pooping on themselves funny and will even avoid watching some shows, because she doesn't want to like them.

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The better question is how in the holy hell did you get sucked into that disney dirtbike flick you and her were watching the other day hehe [Big Grin]

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Gisel, I was looking at the picture page and I do have to admit, you look pretty good for a gaming female. Having said that, don't expect any sympathy when we meet on the battlefield. I am a fighter first, lover second.

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GAY!!!!! [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]
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Dirtbikes and Lesbian chicks..... need I say more.
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Looked liked Disney propaganda to me [Wink]
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RockLobster
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I'm so confused. [Confused]
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You're confused? You were there I think.
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You got there late. it was on until 2 or something. Scott was gaping at the TV for at least an hour. It was like the dirt bike kid except there was a chick pretending to be her brother (haircut and all). The best was when they were doing dirtbike tricks, you could totally tell it was the stunt riders hehe. I am thinking that it probably was a very watched show by the lesbian/gay crowd out there. i don't think it was meant for that but that is how it looked.

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Gisel, I was looking at the picture page and I do have to admit, you look pretty good for a gaming female. Having said that, don't expect any sympathy when we meet on the battlefield. I am a fighter first, lover second.

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I watched part of the teen/crossdressing/lesbian/insestious filth that disny is propigating to our children. And it wrecked the good wholsome fun of dirtbikes.

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