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Rundown
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Here is ford's up coming lineup for their "far reaching" sport utility vehicles.
And in no particular order:

Ford Epidemic - A new one for up and coming yuppies.

Ford Erection - outfitted with the powerstroke diesil.

Ford Enclosure - Remember the festiva.

Ford Epilepsy - Dash mounted strobe, increases driving ability

Ford Executive - stretch excusion with a hot tub.

Ford Embryo - Probably shouldnt go here but (made from recycled coat hangers)

Ford Emergency - Equiped with firestone tires

Ford Entropy - Troubled by recalls and general tendancy to self dissasemble.

Ford Ecstasy - Pfaff's Van

Ford Ethnic - 39.5 in sub woofers neon ground lights, and 2' ground clearance all standard (2wd only)

Ford Evergreen - Gerbil Powered

Ford Embarasment - Nuf said.

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Posting God
Member # 20

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Ford Explosion - Driven by Osama bin Laden and his followers. Manufactured and sold in Yemen.

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bich
Hispanic Mechanic
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ford enima- easy to clean after a muddy trip

Posts: 38 | From: eaganmnusa | Registered: Oct 2000 |

Cramer
Poser
Member # 5

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what kind of insights do you have pfaff???

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Posting God
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Every Ford ever made since the beginning of time is a pile of shit. Car, truck, van - all of them. Ford couldn't make anything worthwhile no matter how hard they tried.

The best thing they could do for humanity is recall every last piece of shit that's ever come off the assembly line, crush it flat, and dump it into a pool of red-hot magma. Of course they'll give every owner a coupon for a free pop or something in exchange.

Ford is a blight on humanity.

FUCK FORD EVERY TIME
FUCK FORD EVERY TIME
FUCK FORD EVERY TIME
FUCK FORD EVERY TIME
FUCK FORD EVERY TIME
FUCK FORD EVERY TIME
FUCK FORD EVERY TIME

[This message has been edited by P_McCracken (edited 10-30-2001).]

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