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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Crack_Dealer: [QB] Randy Moss Driving Test ESPN The Magazine Athletes are always looking for ways to extend their brand names. Recently, Minnesota Vikings WR Randy Moss sent us a prospectus on his newest venture: a Minneapolis driving school. Here are a few sample questions from the entrance exam. 1. When encountering a traffic officer at an intersection, a motorist should: a) Patiently wait until the officer waves the vehicle through the intersection. b) Roll down the window, seeking verbal permission to advance. c) Use the front of the car to physically move the traffic officer to a more convenient location. 2. The sign below means: [IMG]http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/restarea.jpg[/IMG] a) You are approaching a place to pull over and rest. b) You are approaching a place to pull over and use the bathroom. c) You are approaching an area to pull over and play football. 3. The leading cause of traffic accidents is: a) Faulty communication between drivers. b) Traffic signals are obviously not working right. c) Nobody else on the road knows how to drive. 4. What's the best way to deal with angry fellow motorists: a) Ignore them. b) Smile and wave in an attempt to defuse the situation. c) Run them down in your bad-ass ride. 5. If you get pulled over: a) Put your hands on the steering wheel so that they are in plain view. b) Get out your license and registration. c) For god's sake, clean out the glove compartment -- they always look there first. If you answered "c" to any or all of the above, you may refer to yourself in the third person at your next trial. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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