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Posted by RockLobster (Member # 45) on :
 
School is hard.
Sanity slowly slipping away.
I.T. make smart people feel stupid.
Chad will soon be a vegitable.
 
Posted by Cremator (Member # 8) on :
 
You are already there as evidenced by your spelling and grammar...
 
Posted by bich (Member # 35) on :
 
Would that be a vegi or a fruit? Your head is already the size of a pumpkin.
 
Posted by Cramer (Member # 5) on :
 
earth to martin, over. earth to martin, come in martn. earth to martin, are you there?
 
Posted by BoondockSaint (Member # 67) on :
 
Was that a haiku?
 
Posted by Cramer (Member # 5) on :
 
hai-who???
 
Posted by BoondockSaint (Member # 67) on :
 
Main Entry: haiˇku
Pronunciation: 'hI-(")kü
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural haiku
Etymology: Japanese
Date: 1902
: an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference.

As in:

Cramer is my friend,
I like him very much and
He likes to talk loud.

OR

Klaus is tall and he
Has a very small girl friend
He could pick her up.

OR

Trany is a drunk
He likes to drink lots of beer
It makes him act strange

OR

Pfaff always angry
I kill him at counter strike
He bangs the table.

OR

He makes the ice smooth
For the Minnesota Wild
He drives Zamboni.

OR

He has a big head
And drives the Samurai 'round
He has a big head.

OR

He moved to Duluth
No more napping in air planes
He now has to work.
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These are all examples of a haiku. A simple poem that has 5 syllables, 7 syllables and then 5 syllables, doesn't rhyme, and the "artsy" call some sort of mysterious thing.

Read Chadwick's original post...

It sounded like a haiku.

(Too much time on my hands)


[This message has been edited by BoondockSaint (edited 03-04-2002).]
 


Posted by Ender (Member # 55) on :
 
Isnt writing poetry the first sign of gayness?
 
Posted by BoondockSaint (Member # 67) on :
 
Absolutely there, sweetie.
 
Posted by RockLobster (Member # 45) on :
 
Luke is a "closet" poet.....
 


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