Noncompliance: Monkeys

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Posted by Klaus (Member # 66) on :

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a
banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a
monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As
soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold
water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same
result all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when
another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to
prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage
and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana
and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the
other
monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he
tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it
with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The
previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise,
replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth,
then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is
attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they
were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the
beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining
monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey
ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?
Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around
here.

And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.

Posted by Trany (Member # 31) on :

So what you're trying to say is that we are ruled by corperate monkeys? I have a hairy boss, he has enormous ears. He kind of looks like a Monkey. It all is perfectly clear now. Thanks.

Posted by Jomama (Member # 56) on :

ROFLMFAO------ Man thats hystarical.

Posted by Cremator (Member # 8) on :

Solution to the monkey problem:

Replace one of the monkeys with a hungry gorilla and when the monkeys attack the gorilla, he rips their fucking arms off and then he enjoys his banana sitting atop the ladder like the king he is...

Note: This solution may be applied to monkeys who climb into garages in search of "puss-boxes"!

[This message has been edited by Cremator (edited 02-18-2002).]

Posted by Trany (Member # 31) on :

Is it the same outcome with "Outbreak" monkeys? Or do they infest the rest with their illness. How about Llamas?

Posted by RockLobster (Member # 45) on :

I just reposted this on that f'n nissan site.