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Klaus
Member # 66
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I think her career might just be coming to a end
http://24.245.29.59/snl.wmv
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Jomama
Member # 56
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She had a career?
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Ender
Member # 55
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Thats some funny shit.
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flamingoamyjo
Member # 93
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I'm with Joe on this one! What career??
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BoondockSaint
Member # 67
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I think it's funny that I've never even heard one of her songs and apparently she has a #1 hit.
Her dancing was the funniest part...is she having a siezure?
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Ender
Member # 55
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I just heard from someone that the producers of SNL intentionally played the wrong tape to fuck her up because she was being a bitch during rehersal. Very amusing. [ 10-26-2004, 10:37: Message edited by: Ender ]
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flamingoamyjo
Member # 93
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What's her most recent song? Something about it's so hard to walk in the shadow of her sister. Well now she doesn't have to worry anymore!!!
Jessica=talent, Ashlee=riding sister's fame.
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Chadwick
Member # 45
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quote: Originally posted by flamingoamyjo: What's her most recent song? Something about it's so hard to walk in the shadow of her sister. Well now she doesn't have to worry anymore!!!
Jessica=talent, Ashlee=riding sister's fame.
Definetly true that she is riding her sister's fame but I don't know If I would go as far as saying that Jessica Simpson has all that much "talent". She may have a decent singing voice and looks (not in my opinion) but dancing (and singing) to a certain extent can all be taught. None of these little pop tarts and boy band bozos actually write any of their own stuff. And in my opinion singing other peoples stuff is not musical talent.
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Klaus
Member # 66
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I agree. I have never been impressed with Jessica's voice/act. The MTV show just shows what a no talent idiot she really is.
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Hauserdaddy
Member # 50
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She is a pretty good looking no talent ass clown... A guy at my work just said she is a 10 on his peter meter lol
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flamingoamyjo
Member # 93
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WOW, you guys are harsh. Even I think she's hot! (Jessica, not Ashlee). I think she has more talent than Briney or Christina (looks aside).
(then again, I also like Clay Aiken!! I think he's gay, but I still think he rocks) [ 10-26-2004, 11:58: Message edited by: flamingoamyjo ]
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BoondockSaint
Member # 67
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I think Jessica needs to get hit in the head with a shovel.
Every time she speaks it's like glass in my brain.
Stupid people make me want to puke.
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flamingoamyjo
Member # 93
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But have you ever actually heard her songs?? Just cuz she's ditzy doesn't make her have no talent (and yes, she actually does write most of her own songs!)
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Cremator
Member # 8
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I don't know about her originals, but I've defifnitely heard her absolutely butcher two cover songs. She hides her limited vocal range by changing high notes into some sort os jazz-scat crap.
I'll second the shovel to the head (after which of course said head, while still warm could be used for fellatio). 'Nuff said.
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Klaus
Member # 66
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Her voice is average. Her songs are not written by her and that cover of "take my breath away" is annoying as shit. Why mess with a classic song that isn't even that old anyway.
Otherwise, I have not been exposed to much of her music except what is shown on the Newlyweds.
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BoondockSaint
Member # 67
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quote: Originally posted by flamingoamyjo: But have you ever actually heard her songs?? Just cuz she's ditzy doesn't make her have no talent (and yes, she actually does write most of her own songs!)
Yeah, I still think that they're junk.
quote: Originally posted by Cremator: I'll second the shovel to the head (after which of course said head, while still warm could be used for fellatio). 'Nuff said.
Umm....
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Cremator
Member # 8
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quote: Originally posted by Cremator: I'll second the shovel to the head (after which of course said head, while still warm could be used for fellatio). 'Nuff said.Umm....
Oh, sorry. Let me clarify: If I were to give someone a shovel to the head, I of course would swing edge-wise thus decapitating the unfortunate recipient. Does that help? [ 10-27-2004, 10:04: Message edited by: Cremator ]
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Klaus
Member # 66
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NOON: CBSNEWS to release backstage video of Ashlee Simpson at SNL... Developing...
Hmmm want to take a guess what it will show?
I am guessing either her planning the lip sync with a perfect voice or her yelling after she ran off stage....
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Chadwick
Member # 45
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Pop tart goes POP!
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Klaus
Member # 66
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Ashlee Simpson's Orange Bowl halftime performance ended with the screeching line, "You make me want to scream," but all the crowd wanted to do was boo.
Simpson's performance topped off a halftime act that featured American Idol Kelly Clarkson, country star Trace Atkins and a host of technical problems.
Simpson, the act's finale, fell flat in front of the 72,000-plus Orange Bowl crowd. The camera zoomed in on Simpson's face just as the boos started raining down then quickly cut away.
Orange Bowl representatives said they were pleased with Simpson's performance and feel the booing was just backlash from her
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flamingoamyjo
Member # 93
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She got boos at the music awards show too! I find that hilarious. why was she hosting the NYE countdown? WTF, couldn't they find someone less annoying??
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Klaus
Member # 66
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I heard the audio on the radio at lunch - OMG she is horrible! I will try to find a link - definately not lip sync this time.
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Klaus
Member # 66
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http://www.local10.com/entertainment/4048912/detail.html#
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