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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jomama: [QB] [b]From my sources I have gotten a transcript of the actual call Kerry made to Bush.....[/b] Bush: The is the Prez, what can I do you for? Kerry: Mr. President, this is Senator Ker- Bush: Hang on a second... (toilet flush noise from backround) Bush: Sorry about that, I just love that sound, who's this again? Kerry: This is Senator Kerry Mr. President, I'm called to congratulate you on a good compaign and to inform you that I concede. Bush: You didn't win yet! Kerry: No Mr. President, concede means that I admit that you won. Congratulations. Bush: Oh, thanks, and I'd want you to know that you lead a great campaign you were definitely a admirable worth opponent. Also I'd like to let you know that losersayswhat. Kerry: What was that Mr. President? Bush: losersayswhat. Kerry: One more time sir, I didn't catch that. Bush: losersaysWHAT Kerry: What? Bush: Hah! Gotcha! You just admitting to being a loser and that means I win the election! Kerry: That's what I called to tell you Mr. President, I said that I conce- Bush: Flipflopper! NOW you say that after I made you admit it! Kerry: This really isn't nessessary Mr Pres- Bush: Hang on a second. (toilet flush noise from backround) Bush: This is the Prez what can I do you for? Kerry: This is still Senator Kerry sir. Bush: What can I do for you SENATOR Kerry, who isn't going to be the president. Kerry: I don't know, I guess I'd like to hear you say that I lead a tough campaign and that you hope I'm proud of the effort I put in and that I should be." Bush: You lead a tough campaign? Yeah you did. Anything you try to do that I don't like is going to be tough! I'm the President of the United States! I gived you a good ol' Texas Ass woopin ya' pinko! And I do hope you're proud of the effort you put in! You sould be considering it's the first thing you did that required any effort besides living with that she bitch millionare. What kind of idiot would marry a woman like that? Can I get a hell yeah?! (Silence) Kerry: I...um.....Congratulations Mr. President. (Hangs up) Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land! You're a liberal weenier, I'm a great crusa-a-der, this land only belongs to meeeeeee! WOOOHOOO! (Hangs up) [/QB][/QUOTE]
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