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Posted by Klaus (Member # 66) on :
 
I think her career might just be coming to a end

http://24.245.29.59/snl.wmv
 

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Posted by Jomama (Member # 56) on :
 
She had a career?
 

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Posted by Ender (Member # 55) on :
 
Thats some funny shit.
 

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Posted by flamingoamyjo (Member # 93) on :
 
I'm with Joe on this one! What career??
 

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Posted by BoondockSaint (Member # 67) on :
 
I think it's funny that I've never even heard one of her songs and apparently she has a #1 hit.

Her dancing was the funniest part...is she having a siezure?
 

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Posted by Ender (Member # 55) on :
 
I just heard from someone that the producers of SNL intentionally played the wrong tape to fuck her up because she was being a bitch during rehersal. Very amusing.

[ 10-26-2004, 10:37: Message edited by: Ender ]
 

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Posted by flamingoamyjo (Member # 93) on :
 
What's her most recent song? Something about it's so hard to walk in the shadow of her sister. Well now she doesn't have to worry anymore!!!

Jessica=talent, Ashlee=riding sister's fame.
 

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Posted by Chadwick (Member # 45) on :
 

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Originally posted by flamingoamyjo:
What's her most recent song? Something about it's so hard to walk in the shadow of her sister. Well now she doesn't have to worry anymore!!!

Jessica=talent, Ashlee=riding sister's fame.

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Definetly true that she is riding her sister's fame but I don't know If I would go as far as saying that Jessica Simpson has all that much "talent". She may have a decent singing voice and looks (not in my opinion) but dancing (and singing) to a certain extent can all be taught. None of these little pop tarts and boy band bozos actually write any of their own stuff. And in my opinion singing other peoples stuff is not musical talent.
 

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Posted by Klaus (Member # 66) on :
 
I agree. I have never been impressed with Jessica's voice/act. The MTV show just shows what a no talent idiot she really is.
 

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Posted by Hauserdaddy (Member # 50) on :
 
She is a pretty good looking no talent ass clown... A guy at my work just said she is a 10 on his peter meter lol
 

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Posted by flamingoamyjo (Member # 93) on :
 
WOW, you guys are harsh. Even I think she's hot! (Jessica, not Ashlee). I think she has more talent than Briney or Christina (looks aside).

(then again, I also like Clay Aiken!! I think he's gay, but I still think he rocks)

[ 10-26-2004, 11:58: Message edited by: flamingoamyjo ]
 

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Posted by BoondockSaint (Member # 67) on :
 
I think Jessica needs to get hit in the head with a shovel.

Every time she speaks it's like glass in my brain.

Stupid people make me want to puke.
 

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Posted by flamingoamyjo (Member # 93) on :
 
But have you ever actually heard her songs?? Just cuz she's ditzy doesn't make her have no talent (and yes, she actually does write most of her own songs!)
 

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Posted by Cremator (Member # 8) on :
 
I don't know about her originals, but I've defifnitely heard her absolutely butcher two cover songs. She hides her limited vocal range by changing high notes into some sort os jazz-scat crap.

I'll second the shovel to the head (after which of course said head, while still warm could be used for fellatio). 'Nuff said.
 

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Posted by Klaus (Member # 66) on :
 
Her voice is average. Her songs are not written by her and that cover of "take my breath away" is annoying as shit. Why mess with a classic song that isn't even that old anyway.

Otherwise, I have not been exposed to much of her music except what is shown on the Newlyweds.
 

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Posted by BoondockSaint (Member # 67) on :
 

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Originally posted by flamingoamyjo:
But have you ever actually heard her songs?? Just cuz she's ditzy doesn't make her have no talent (and yes, she actually does write most of her own songs!)

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Yeah, I still think that they're junk.

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Originally posted by Cremator:
I'll second the shovel to the head (after which of course said head, while still warm could be used for fellatio). 'Nuff said.

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Umm....
 

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Posted by Cremator (Member # 8) on :
 

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Originally posted by Cremator:
I'll second the shovel to the head (after which of course said head, while still warm could be used for fellatio). 'Nuff said.Umm....

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