I went to Famous Daves for lunch and orderd some Buffalo Wings. Now as far as fried chicken wings, you cant fuck it up unless you are a complete idiot. No what makes a freid wing a buffalo wing is the hot spicy burn your throat sauce. Did I get the burn... OH HELL NO! What I did manage to get was some fried wings with a few specks of black pepper and a drop of this pussy assed buffalo sauce. Now I am one to belive that there are people out there whos taste buds are to sensative to enjoy this firey wrath. Those people should know better then to order an item as sophisticated as this. I think I speek for most of the lava shitting population of this fine country, but if I order buffalo wing I want my asshole to puker to the overwhelming burn of a tasty treat. And to top it all off instead of reciving the traditional blue cheese on the side I got some sorry excuse for a piss poor monkey spank ranch dressing. When the creation of Tranyland begins we will have real buffalo wings that will sear the flesh of your entire digestive tract.
------------------ Trany Chancellor of Tranyland An opressive Arian Regime
Posted by Cremator (Member # 8) on :
As for Buffalo Wings, I have been going to a bar off of 35W and Washington for over 10 years called Maxwell's. These days they don't burn yer butthole, but they are still my favorite Wing! Also, on Tues and Thurs nights after 9pm, they are only 15 cents a piece! My fat ass can devour 40 in no time flat...
Posted by Trany (Member # 31) on :
BW3 is the most common hole for me to go. I like the balzin hot myself. When I shit lava I know I dunn did good.
Posted by . (Member # 20) on :
Speaking of pooping red-hot magma, if you like hot wings try the Jamaican Wings at Green Mill. Most of the time they're pretty hot but nothing too bad, but I had some on Thursday that were FUCKING HOT!! I think the cook was pissed off or was playing a joke. My fingers even burned after touching them too long, and oh my poor guts! But for some reason I couldn't stop eating them... Maybe it was the trails I was seeing from the pain.
Posted by Trany (Member # 31) on :
Those are some damn good wings. Do not rub yor eyes after eating a dozen of em. You'll go blind for an hour. I scrape off the spinach shit. I reminds me of sea weed.
Posted by . (Member # 20) on :
The spinach shit is where all the ground red pepper is. It gets hotter as it sits. I bet after a week you could take paint off with the shit! Like corn, your body won't digest it though...