I wouldn't usually post a funny news article, but this one is different

[Lyncher]

This is well worth the read. Complete with picture!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

[Grafton]

The Horror.... The Horror....

[Trany]

Thanks, sometimes you can't unread things.