Charlie Sheen

[Grafton]

I don't know how this thread hasn't been created yet.. There's too much good stuff to post. I'll link the videos I've seen later on for those of you that haven't seen any of this, but oh wow...

I'm not sure, but I think this kind of public melt down is fairly unprecedented. Yes, Tom Cruise went off the rocker on Oprah, but Sheen just keeps appearing on TV shows and radio broadcasts and it's all gold! You'd better look out Kyr, there's a new warlock in town.

My latest fav quote (from Good Morning America), when asked about how much drugs he did the last time he did them:

"I don't know, I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, go."

Follow up question, asking if he's worried he might die:

"Diein's for fools."

I love this guy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[Klaus]

The Good Morning America interviews were classic. Also the TMZ interview.

I kinda think it's a set up but I guess it's also possible this is the biggest train wreck in a long time.

[Kyrillian]

My favorite so far has been "I will not believe that if I do something, then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood or Adonis DNA".

Filmdrunk.com has a good post that sums up the best quotes from his interviews yesterday.

[Sylvester]

Charlie Sheen is my new favorite person. Hell hath no fury like a scorned Sheen.

I truly believe that he would win his lawsuit as well (maybe not the mental anguish portion). Shutting down a top-rated show for no other reason than the producer getting his feelings hurt, sure seems like a breach of contract to me. The show brings in $155 million in ad revenue per episode. I can't beleive Warner would let Lorre get away with stopping production. Charlie may be a partier, but he has always showed up for work and by all accounts I have come across has been effective while working and has not been a disruption.

Sometimes it's nice to see someone so confident in themselves. He's all-in and it makes for a sense of awesomeness.

[Klaus]

Sounds like he is clearly insane...

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[Grafton]

Mania from Wikipedia:

Mania has often been thought of as the opposite of depression. It is usually a feeling of well-being, energy and optimism. These feelings can get so intense that the person loses contact with reality. When this happens the person believes in strange things about their personality and they can often act in embarrassing ways and can sometimes even act in dangerous ways....

...Mania can be triggered by drug use. Quitting drugs can create situations in one's mind similar to the symptoms of mania, such as constant racing of the mind.


Well, that seems to solve that.

[Klaus]

The Series Finale of Two and a Half Men Has Leaked!


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[Trany]

All I have to say is wow. This Guy won't stop. He just sounds all spun out, he's handlers. Will probably stop the apocalypse from knocking on his door but if they don't he's won't last a year.

[Klaus]

He just joined Twitter....

http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen


charliesheen Charlie Sheen
Winning..! Choose your Vice... #winning #chooseyourvice http://twitpic.com/455ly9

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Bonus:

For you Opie and Anthony fans - that is Bree Olsen the porn star. Jimmy Norton banged her a couple years ago. She never called him again after that.

[Klaus]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/insane-sheen-im-more-famous-obama


MARCH 2--Along with allegedly threatening his estranged wife’s life and referring to his manager as a “stoopid jew pig,” Charlie Sheen recently declared, “I’m untouchable! I’m Charlie Sheen! I’m more famous than Obama!,” according to court records filed in connection with the issuance yesterday of a restraining order against the erratic actor.

In a sworn declaration, Brooke Mueller, who is divorcing Sheen, provides a devastating portrait of the performer in the midst of a public meltdown. In response to Mueller’s allegations against Sheen, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge yesterday gave Mueller custody of the couple’s 23-month-old twins.

The children were removed last night from Sheen’s home, with video of the turnover being provided to an online gossip site.

Mueller alleged that Sheen threatened Sunday to cut her head off and “put it in a box and send it to your mom!” Days earlier, she noted, he “threatened to stab my eye with a pen knife, and spit on my feet. He also punched me in the arm.” Like many observers, Mueller added, “I am very concerned that [Sheen] is currently insane.”

The declaration includes an account of some of Sheen’s recent Jew-baiting comments directed at Chuck Lorre, creator of “Two and a Half Men,” the hit CBS series that has made Sheen wealthy. In light of these remarks, Mueller revealed that Sheen had sent her a text message referencing his manager Mark Berg. “I must execute mark b like the stoopid jew pig that he is,” Sheen allegedly wrote.

Mueller also charged that while she was in the Bahamas last week with Sheen and his two girlfriends, the performer requested that, after he bought her a house, she kick back to him $20,000 a month in the child support he pays her. Mueller stated that Sheen said he wanted this money “so he could have untraceable cash to ‘knock off a few people’ because ‘the people I hate violently are going to get severely punished.’” (10 pages)

[Kyrillian]

What's in the box!?!

[Lyncher]

taken from wwtdd.com:


In 2007 he wrote an email to then-wife Denise Richards and told her to “go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser.” Her mom was bald because she had cancer, by the way. In 2008 he told Denise, “I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom.”

i totally agree. charlie and i should start hanging out

[Klaus]

What's in the box!?!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDfEi9gyxOC6tkdywfrbNdC-r7prWYaeCPkKCWAPdIokW0_A7Q

[Kyrillian]

taken from wwtdd.com:


In 2007 he wrote an email to then-wife Denise Richards and told her to “go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser.” Her mom was bald because she had cancer, by the way. In 2008 he told Denise, “I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom.”

i totally agree. charlie and i should start hanging out

Oh man was her father actually retarded?

[MnWilly]

"one of the girls said that she was afraid she was going to OD"

"what does that have to do with me"

LMAO

[Eric]

Rhymes with "winning"? Um yeah, that's us.

I give him 6 months.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/02/meme-watch-charlie-sheen-quotes#page/1

[Ender]

This is so incredibly epic, I think the word "epic" should be changed to Sheen.

[MnWilly]

It is no longer "shit faced"
It will for now be known as "sheen faced"

Heard it on the radio yesterday.. that's funny shit!

[Chadwick]

Yeah the handler free look at a crazy hollywood kook is pretty fantastic.

[Kyrillian]

Well he's now been fired from 2.5 men. I can't wait to see how crazy he goes when he doesn't have a job to think about! ...oh wait...

[Eric]

I do have to credit him with his ability to come up with these gems on the spot.

"Are you bi-polar?"

"I'm bi-WINNING." That's just classic.

[Trany]

H made a t-shirt for that. He is both genious and crazy at once, link (http://www.zazzle.com/charlie_sheen_bipolar_bi_winning_tshirt-235535085048040329) I guess he is going to capitoalize on the drug ragging kids.

[Eric]

That is genious, H should capitoalize on this. :)

[Trany]

I didn't know that the grammar Nazi was here today!... asshat

[Eric]

Oh I'm always here...just waiting to pounce. :)